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Thursday, March 6, 2014

ISRAEL INTERCEPTS POOR DEFENCELESS MISSILES DESTINED FOR GAZA - SATIRE


WORLD OUTRAGED

Cruel Israeli Commandos Intercept Poor, Defenseless Missiles 

KLOS-C interception map
 
By staff from PreOccupied Territory Website

Red Sea, March 6 – A cargo of M-302 missiles originating in Syria and intended for recipients in the Gaza Strip was set upon by Israeli naval commandos yesterday, who rudely took over the vessel they were on and deprived the rockets, which had never hurt anyone, of the chance to complete their journey.
 
The missiles were sent to Iran and repackaged as a shipment of cement in Iraq, just to disguise them from those snooping Israelis. But the nefarious Zionist forces intercepted the Panamanian freighter anyway, putting the poor explosive projectiles at risk of not being used to endanger the lives of Jews.
 
“This act of piracy is an absolute outrage,” says Mahmoud Jibril, who was waiting to welcome the rockets in Gaza. “The missiles were lying there in crates, harming no one, and all of a sudden these Zionist commandos commandeer the ship, rifle through the cargo, and expose those M-302s to the harsh light of day.”
 
“When will the international community put a stop to these repeated Israeli attempts to protect Jews, at the expense of weapons lovingly manufactured to kill them?” wondered Islamic Jihad rocket engineer Marwan Alwaliki. “The shamelessness of the Zionist regime knows no bounds, ranging 1,500 kilometers into international waters just to deprive the rockets of the opportunity to do the one thing they know how to do.”
 
Initial reports of the incident indicate that the captain and crew of the freighter, the KLOS-C, cooperated with the Israeli takeover, raising troubling questions of what sort of invisible atrocities the Israelis committed in order to engender that cooperation. “We have it on good authority that the crew did not resist,” says Muhammad Bashiri, a dock worker in Port Sudan who had hoped to caress the missiles and tenderly help them along their way to their final, glorious destination. “And that means somehow the Zionists have mastered some mind control technology,” he worried.
 
In fact that technology has been at work for quite some time, says Richard Silverstein, a commentator on Middle East affairs. “Muslims are by nature a peaceful group, and it is only because of pernicious Zionist influence that the Muslim world reacts with unbridled violence to such petty things as cartoons of the Prophet in some Scandinavian publication of marginal significance,” he explained. “It’s no small jump from there to have Israel wickedly convincing people of the morality of their cause by bloodlessly defending their civilians.”
 
“You know, I can’t even believe I uttered that last phrase,” said Silverstein.
 
Sourcehttp://www.preoccupiedterritory.com/cruel-israeli-commandos-intercept-poor-defenseless-missiles/

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Israel intercepts Iranian vessel carrying missiles for Gaza Palestinians
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/178200#.UxiuLJuPKM8
 
Video of the capture
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/178204#.Uxit8puPKM8

The shipment threatened the lives of millions
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.ca/2014/03/0306-links-pt1-israel-hopes-missile.html#.UxiwusqPKM8
 
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