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Hamas’s naval unit has captured a dolphin spying for Israel, according to a
report published today in the Palestinian Al Quds newspaper, Wednesday, August
19.
The dolphin was behaving suspiciously according to the Hamas naval unit and
was brought to the Gaza shore to be examined.
The Al Quds report further stated that Hamas military experts are now testing
the device that was attached to the dolphin. They discovered that it can fire
arrows.
Obviously guilty |
This proves, according to the terror organization, that Israel wants to
hurt the Hamas naval unit and spy on its naval operations.
Hamas released a warning to its members to be cautious of further encounters with dolphins.
The fate of the captured alleged spy remains unknown.
Hamas released a warning to its members to be cautious of further encounters with dolphins.
The fate of the captured alleged spy remains unknown.
EXCLUSIVE by Israellycool's reporter Brian of London:
First Look At Tomorrow’s
New York Times Cover:
Comment on Twitter: After capturing the Israeli spy dolphin, Hamas subjected it to ten hours of waterboarding until realizing that he liked it. By Benji Lovitt, comedian.
Check his Twitter account for a few smiles - https://twitter.com/benjilovitt/status/633982160744001538
Check his Twitter account for a few smiles - https://twitter.com/benjilovitt/status/633982160744001538
Are Zionist animals working as
secret operatives for Israel's Mossad?
http://israelmatzav.blogspot.ca/2010/12/zionist-shark-found.html |
The answer is a resounding YES.
Just look at that shark wearing a kippa.
There have been multiple instances over the past few years in which Arab and Islamic governments, including terrorist groups, have arrested animals on suspicion that they were Israeli spies.
Continue reading about Arabs catching Zionist animals working for Mossad, see more images of the culprits, and read satire about the dolphin spy caught by Hamas.
Turkish officials have on multiple occasions arrested birds tagged by Israel’s Park and Nature Authority as espionage agents. In 2013, a bird accused of being an “Israeli agent” was X-rayed for spying devices before being released back into the wild.
Iranian officials have accused the Mossad of sending as many as 14 Israeli “spy squirrels,” along with “spy pigeons,” to infiltrate their country.
In 2012, Sudanese officials arrested a bird on suspicion that the eagle was a Mossad spy.
In 2010, Egyptian authorities decried “Israeli controlled” shark attacks on its tourists, saying that the sea creatures were being controlled by the Jewish state.
It is “not out of the question” that the Mossad had deployed the killer shark, Egypt’s South Sinai province governor, Mohamed Abdul Fadil Shousha, said at the time.
Dolphins now join the club of animals that Israel-haters claim are trained in espionage or vandalism.
Elder of Ziyon once made a comic for their exciting adventures.
Sources:
http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/hamas-accuses-dolphin-of-spying-for-israel/2015/08/19/
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/08/19/report-hamas-arrests-israeli-zionist-dolphin-spy/
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.co.il/2015/08/dolphins-join-zionist-attack-zoo.html#.VdU59spRGM8
http://www.israellycool.com/2015/08/19/exclusive-first-look-at-tomorrows-new-york-times-cover/
http://blog.eretzyisrael.org/
SATIRE:
Hamas has captured a Zionist 'double agent dolphin,' an official stated earlier today to the world’s press.
The allegedly heavily armed Jewish marine mammal was captured just off the shore of Gaza. The Hamas spokesperson declared the capture to be, ‘A gift from god – we are ecstatic.
‘He hasn’t said much yet. We’re waterboarding him every few minutes, and hanging him upside down, but he’s staying strong at the minute, tight-lipped. Every so often he laughs at us.’
Asked how, as most marine biologists consider dolphins to be a generally passive species, it had been identified as a combatant and how his nationality was determined, the Hamas spokesperson was enraged. ‘Are you calling us liars?’
‘We captured him wearing his Israeli ID tied around a flipper, and he answers to the name ‘Moshe’. God if he wasn’t such an enemy of my people I’d find him friggin’ adorable.’
Source
http://www.themideastbeast.com/spy-dolphin-captured-by-hamas-part-of-zionist-conspiracy-says-official/
In 2013, Hezbollah accused an Israeli eagle of committing espionage. The
Hezbollah-affiliated Al-Manar TV claimed that the eagle was one of many birds
sent by Israel to spy and gather information via GPS transmitters across the
Middle East.
In 2011, Saudi Arabia apprehended a vulture, accusing it of being an Israeli
spy because of a GPS device with the suspicious “Tel Aviv University” tag on its
leg. The vulture was eventually freed.
Iranian officials have accused the Mossad of sending as many as 14 Israeli “spy squirrels,” along with “spy pigeons,” to infiltrate their country.
In 2012, Sudanese officials arrested a bird on suspicion that the eagle was a Mossad spy.
It is “not out of the question” that the Mossad had deployed the killer shark, Egypt’s South Sinai province governor, Mohamed Abdul Fadil Shousha, said at the time.
Dolphins now join the club of animals that Israel-haters claim are trained in espionage or vandalism.
Click on any on this list compiled by blogger Elder of Ziyon to learn more.
- Eagles
- Rock hyraxes
- Wild boars
- Storks
- Super-rhinos
- vultures
- European bee-eaters
- Puffer fish
- Dogs
- Jellyfish
- Sharks
- Cows
- Wolves
- Lions
- Rats
- Sheep
- Squirrels
Elder of Ziyon once made a comic for their exciting adventures.
Sources:
http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/hamas-accuses-dolphin-of-spying-for-israel/2015/08/19/
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/08/19/report-hamas-arrests-israeli-zionist-dolphin-spy/
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.co.il/2015/08/dolphins-join-zionist-attack-zoo.html#.VdU59spRGM8
http://www.israellycool.com/2015/08/19/exclusive-first-look-at-tomorrows-new-york-times-cover/
http://blog.eretzyisrael.org/
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SATIRE:
Dolphin captured by Hamas
'part of Zionist conspiracy' says official
Hamas has captured a Zionist 'double agent dolphin,' an official stated earlier today to the world’s press.
The allegedly heavily armed Jewish marine mammal was captured just off the shore of Gaza. The Hamas spokesperson declared the capture to be, ‘A gift from god – we are ecstatic.
‘He hasn’t said much yet. We’re waterboarding him every few minutes, and hanging him upside down, but he’s staying strong at the minute, tight-lipped. Every so often he laughs at us.’
Is he a Zionist spy in training?
Israeli dolphin spotted
practicing at the port of Eilat.
Photo Credit: Jorge Novominsky/ Flash 90
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‘We captured him wearing his Israeli ID tied around a flipper, and he answers to the name ‘Moshe’. God if he wasn’t such an enemy of my people I’d find him friggin’ adorable.’
Head of Special Secret Marine Activities at the IDF, General Waterberg, issued a statement; ‘The IDF does not comment as a matter of course on our special maritime operations. However, if Flipper is listening to this, ‘click click, whistle, click.’
Source
http://www.themideastbeast.com/spy-dolphin-captured-by-hamas-part-of-zionist-conspiracy-says-official/
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Zionist Stork captured and jailed in Egypt
ZIONIST STORK ARRESTED (and later executed and eaten) IN EGYPT
The bird came under suspicion because it carried an electronic device, which is used by Israeli scientists to track wild animals.
Read more
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/171706#.VXyL4JtFCM8
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407948/Bird-thats-ruffling-government-feathers-Stork-suspected-SPY-detained-police-Egypt.html
ZIONIST STORK ARRESTED (and later executed and eaten) IN EGYPT
The bird came under suspicion because it carried an electronic device, which is used by Israeli scientists to track wild animals.
Read more
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/171706#.VXyL4JtFCM8
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407948/Bird-thats-ruffling-government-feathers-Stork-suspected-SPY-detained-police-Egypt.html
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WIKIPEDIA - CONSPIRACY THEORIES INVOLVING ZIONIST ANIMALS
ONE OF MANY Zionist conspiracies exposed earlier this year:
Mossad operatives entered a Muslim activist's home in London at night and stole ONE SHOE.
The claim was made by the founder of a Muslim activist group in Britain. - Seriously.
PM Netanyahu: Listen up men, this is your target,
do not return until it has been acquired
Read more about the Mossad successful operation capturing one Muslim shoe: http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/196678#.VXx9WJtFCM8
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