SATIRE - UN STUDY SHOWS ISRAELI HOME CONSTRUCTION IS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO THE WORLD because it triggers uncontrollable Arab rage, violence, murder and mayhem - Without Israeli construction the Mideast would be peaceful, friendly, safe, and prosperous

SATIRE by PreOccupied Territory

 

The immediate effects of the construction, emphasizes the UN document, include Arabs losing control of their ability not to go around killing people. “Several have been known to simply ‘snap’ and start running over pedestrians,” says the report.

Note:  The UN actually called an emergency meeting in October to condemn Jewish construction in Israel's capital Jerusalem.  Read article further down the page.  - And US State Dept Secretary John Kerry blamed Israel for surge of Islamic extremism. (Blogger)

 

New York, November 8 – A new United Nations report released today on global phenomena representing existential threats to mankind points to Israel’s construction activity as the leading danger to the species’ survival.

 

The 100-page report by the United Nations Sustainability and Stability Council analyzes nearly a dozen threats facing civilization, including climate change, pollution, epidemics, soil erosion, genocidal warfare, hunger, and poverty.

 

The report concludes that Israel building homes for Jews outstrips the other dangers by a factor of nearly two to one.

“Humanity has survived for this long despite armed conflict, rampant famine, and plagues,” notes the report.

 

“But the relatively new phenomenon of Jews building homes in areas where Arabs wish there not to be Jews has traumatized the environment and civilization itself, neither of which is prepared to withstand such an assault.”

UNSSC spokesperson, Alma Lake explained:

 

“Until this study it was impossible to determine which provoked the other, but now, after interviewing over 2000 residents of the Israeli Arab village of Shuafat, it is abundantly clear that Israeli home-building provokes these violent incidents in which upstanding, innocent Arab men lose control of their cars and kill Israelis.”

 

It is racist to Jews to want a state, says Human Rights Watch

Human Rights Watch Executive Director Kenneth Roth praised the report for its “sober analysis,” but faulted the panel for not devoting more attention to the inherently evil nature of a Jewish State.

 

“It is racist to allow one ethnicity to have its own state,” he told an audience of Hungarian, Russian, German, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, French, Irish, Polish, Czech, Ukrainian, Nepalese, Iranian, Greek, Moroccan, Tunisian, Argentinian, Ecuadorean, Brazilian, Peruvian, Fijian, Portuguese, Malaysian, Lithuanian, Bolivian, Chilean, Ethiopian, Saudi, and Finnish journalists - (all of which have states along ethnic lines, while Muslims have states based on religions lines.)

 

Source - http://www.preoccupiedterritory.com/study-jews-building-homes-biggest-threat-to-human-safety/

 

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THE FACTS BEHIND THE HUMOR

 

 

UNITED NATIONS CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING

 

October 28, 2014 - UNSC to hold 'emergency meeting' in response to Jordanian request after Israel announces new Jewish homes in Jerusalem.

 

With all the major crises going on in the world right this minute, the United Nations finds time and resources to discuss Jews building homes in their own capital, Jerusalem. 

 

Furthermore, much of the oppression, violation of human rights,  mayhem and carnage occurring in the world today is being caused by the religion of peace - Islam.  But the UN does not have time to deal with that. 

 

And we should also mention the ongoing violent persecution of Christians and other minorities in Muslim-dominated areas.  The UN does not have time to deal with that either.  

 

News report:  The UN Security Council will hold an "emergency meeting" on Wednesday to discuss Israeli plans to build more Jewish homes in Jerusalem, diplomats said.  The "urgent" talks were requested by Jordan following a letter from Palestinian Authority envoy Riyad Mansour who called on the 15-member council to "address this crisis situation in occupied east Jerusalem."

 

Read more

http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/10/united-nations-security-council-calls.html


US Secretary of State John Kerry blames Israel for surge in Islamic extremism.
Read more
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/186236

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Jews have the right to build in Jerusalem
 

Does Islam have a true claim to Jerusalem?
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/04/does-islam-have-true-connection-to.html
 

Myths and facts about Israeli borders

Read more

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/myths3/MFboundaries.html

No Jewish right to Jerusalem? 
The White House demands that Israel surrender JEWrusalem to Islam's exclusive sovereignty.
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/11/obscene-and-offensive-us-solicitor.html

 

 

ARABS ON A RAMPAGE IN ISRAEL

 

If it isn't Jewish construction, then it's Jews praying at Temple Mount.  If it isn't that, it's the mere presence of Jews in Israel.

 

The latest news on the "Intifada"

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Search.aspx?string=INTIFADA&cx=partner-pub-5569699846303362%3Ackiu06-ros1&cof=FORID%3A11

 

 

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CHARGES OF APARTHEID
 - LOOK WHO'S TALKING

 

What Palestinians really want:  A Palestinian apartheid state.
No Palestinian refugees will be accepted.
No Jews will be allowed to live there.
So says PLO ambassador tells Lebanon newspaper
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.it/2014/01/what-palestinians-really-want-apartheid.html


NO APARTHEID IN ISRAEL - PLENTY IN THE ARAB WORLD
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/4922/no_apartheid_in_israel_lots_of_it_in_the_arab_world


Widespread and severe cases of discrimination against Palestinians  -  by Arab states
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/01/discrimination-and-abuse-against.html


APARTHEID IN ISRAEL? 
An Israeli Jew of African descent gives his life fighting for his country. And an Israeli Arab army commander is wounded, also fighting for Israel.
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/07/apartheid-in-israel-israeli-jew-of.html


More cases of  "Apartheid in Israel"  in pictures

http://elderofziyon.blogspot.ca/p/eoz-posters-for-apartheid-week.html

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THE QUEST FOR ISRAEL'S PARTITION

TO CREATE ANOTHER ARAB STATE

LIKE SHARKS SMELLING BLOOD after witnessing what Gaza can do to Israel, the White House and Europe push harder for the PARTITION OF ISRAEL for the creation of a Palestinian terror state

http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/10/like-sharks-smelling-blood-after.html

 

 

 This map should shame all those clamoring for Israel's partition

The countries in green are Arab countries.  The tiny sliver in red is Israel. 

The White House and Europe want to partition Israel and let Arabs gobble up half of Israel -  as an appetizer.   They call it land for peace.

 

And if there is still no peace,

Israel will be forced to defend itself from behind indefensible borders. 

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