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Friday, May 29, 2015

SATIRE - A RECOVERING LIBERAL-HOLIC JEW ENTERS A "LIBERAL ANONYMOUS" MEETING - And confesses how he hit rock bottom in a gutter filled with ignorance, self-delusion, and a desperate need for acceptance by his fellow liberals

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  • Image result for barbra streisand with obamaThe following article is about one of the many terminally addicted liberal Jews - a liberal-holic -  unable to shake off his addiction to liberal causes, while not letting facts get in the way of his twisted thinking.
  • A liberal Jew like the ones who voted for Obama not once but twice, and who continue to support him, while financing other similar anti-Israel Democrat politicians and causes just because they are liberals like him. 
  • But this article also applies to non-Jewish liberals in general, such as the ones who denounce any criticism of Islam as Islamophobia, and who remain silent about the ongoing persecution of Christians in the Middle East - including in the Palestinian territories. 
  • It also applies to women's rights and gay rights advocates who side with Palestinians and Muslims in general, but viciously demonize Israel, the only country in the Mideast where women and gays are treated fairly.
Photo:  Barbra Streisand with Obama - She still thinks his policies are great.  Read more:
http://cnsnews.com/commentary/stephen-moore/barbra-streisand-thinks-obama-economy-great-what-she-s-missing


Excerpts
from the confessions of a liberal Jew at Liberal Anonymous meeting:
 
“Any sobering thought of reality and common sense was immediately tossed out of my head for fear that I would be either shunned by the welcoming liberal community around me, by my parents and their friends or by teachers and professors who I so much wanted acceptance from.
 
"I would sometimes have blackouts and not even remember what the purpose of a solidarity boycott stood for and what a liberal political candidate was even talking about.
 
"I would wake up on a street curb with a ‘Save the Dolphins’ brochure in my torn jeans’ pocket and lipstick stains on my collar left by Ralph Nader. Children would pass by and taunt me about how I was the cause of their grandchildren’s monetary deficit.
 
"Children, children, children was the magic mushroom that brought hallucinations of immediate self-satisfaction to my mind. Worry about the welfare of the children of terrorists, legalize drugs for our children, open the Arizona border for their children... as long as I put the word children in the serum I could stick the justification needle in my liberal arm and get high." 
 
LIBERAL ANONYMOUS
 
By Rabbi Dr. David Nesenoff

It's not easy to sober up and kick the habit - to it, you often need to hit rock-bottom...
 
"Hi, my name is Heshy; I’m a liberal-holic.” Everyone in the synagogue basement room, sitting on folding chairs, responds, “Hi Heshy!”
 
Heshy speaks: “I’m a little bit nervous to share my story. I guess I’ve always been a liberal-holic. Ever since I was a kid I can remember not really caring about anyone but wanting to make it look like I cared.” Moans of understanding emanate from the crowded room.
 
Heshy shares: “It became so easy as a teenager to promote such irresponsible thinking as I had no responsibilities and never read the paper or intelligent political writings or had any concept of fiscal stability or global insurgent threats.
 
"What made it worse was that everyone around me encouraged such behavior. It was the thing to do. Peer pressure dominated over sensibility. And then as I got older I learned to binge on the catch phrases ‘social justice this’ and ‘environmental that.’
 
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“Any sobering thought of reality and common sense was immediately tossed out of my head for fear that I would be either shunned by the welcoming liberal community around me, by my parents and their friends or by teachers and professors who I so much wanted acceptance from.
 
“The television and radio broadcasted over and over again images and stories and concepts that made me drunk with self satiated aloof feelings of correctness and a dreamy false sense of security and elitism over my fellow citizens.
 
"The media became my gateway drug fostered by my peers.
 
"I couldn’t get enough of liberalism; and one useless futile liberal cause led to another.
 
"I would sometimes have blackouts and not even remember what the purpose of a solidarity boycott stood for and what a liberal political candidate was even talking about.
 
"I would wake up on a street curb with a ‘Save the Dolphins’ brochure in my torn jeans’ pocket and lipstick stains on my collar left by Ralph Nader. Children would pass by and taunt me about how I was the cause of their grandchildren’s monetary deficit.
 
“I learned to hide my anti-social behavior and counterproductive mindset by labeling everything I did as 'human rights.' 
 
"My liberalism got so bad that even if it would impoverish an entire community, I would support all types of programs and entitlements just to maintain my feel-good high. I was not a substance abuser; I was a form abuser.
 
“Yes, now that I am socially sober and on a road of recovery, I can see everything more clearly. I had been living a life of form over substance.”
 
Some in the room applaud, while others wipe the tears from their sympathetic once government co-dependent eyes.
 
Heshy continues: “It was so difficult to try to go against or separate from the seemingly happy go lucky group who filled their bottles with terms like “open mindedness” and poured out the words “free thinking” into their mugs and steins.
 
“I certainly didn’t want to be close-minded and obstinate. Who wants to be a downer? Who wants to be the killjoy of the (liberal) party? I didn’t want to be accused of attacking and standing in the way of races and genders and ovaries and sperms and cells and unwanted fetuses and bi, tri, and trans lifestyles.
 
"I didn’t want to be a right wing religious nut. I just wanted to fit in and be liked; and that meant always being anti-war, anti-guns and anti-military; and blindly support any and all underdog global regimes.
 
“I thirsted for the ‘saccharinated’ feigned sugary liberal Kool-Aid. I couldn’t give it up. I needed it. I was too weak to even try going dry. Do you know what it takes to not support UNICEF?
 
"Children, children, children was the magic mushroom that brought hallucinations of immediate self-satisfaction to my mind. Worry about the welfare of the children of terrorists, legalize drugs for our children, open the Arizona border for their children... as long as I put the word children in the serum I could stick the justification needle in my liberal arm and get high.
 
“I really believed at that time that the only way to stand up for justice, social issues and the civil rights of all citizens and humanity was to smoke the liberal pipe.
 
"I didn’t know at the time that I could support real social justice issues and care about all races, religions, genders and lifestyles and still breathe within a different political community.
 
"I so much wanted to be compassionate and caring and fair. That form over substance mantra kept gnawing at my gut. Did I care about the perception and the reception, or the consequences and the cost?
 
“And then finally I hit rock bottom. There I was, smiling, holding hands with an entire community singing Kumbaya while chewing gum that was manufactured without the harming of baby seals; I was living the dream.
 
“And then something happened. I noticed that I was holding hands and singing at a party that didn’t understand that Iran has nuclear weapons a breath away from destroying Israel.
 
"I didn’t mind hugging trees but I was nauseous with the thought of embracing any faction or entity that did not understand the moral integrity of Israel and its right for security and a life without constant terror and fear. I was incensed with any group that didn’t comprehend that Jews are indeed indigenous to the land of Israel.
 
"I was awakened with a cold wind of knowledge that I was standing with uncompassionate cold-hearted stoners who had no care for the fright of the citizens of Sderot and who rationalize and validate the murderous actions of Palestinian terrorism.
 
“How could I hold hands with those who, for their own liberal political and religious agendas, would hi-jack Israel, threaten Israel, and extort Israel?
 
"How could these people who supposedly stand for justice, civil rights, and social welfare try to suffocate the living breathing existing paradigm of justice - modern day Israel?
 
 “How could the liberal president travel all over the world and visit every dictator, monarch and despot while distancing himself from the very nation of social political democratic justice, Israel?
 
"Israel, the place where all genders, lifestyles and social issues and causes are part of the fabric of its society.
 
"Israel, where debate and ethical discussion live in democratic security, while being surrounded by a geography of lands that blatantly obstruct the downtrodden fight, the feminist plight, and the human right. I am shaking from such treatment; but I am in recovery, sober, and clear-headed.
 
“My name is Heshy, I am a liberal-holic.”

Rabbi Dr. David Nesenoff is an internationally renowned speaker on Israel, anti-Semitism, Judaism, Chasidut and media. His video interview exposing and expelling the anti-Semite Helen Thomas from the Washington Press Corps went viral and became global news.  He speaks all over the world on topics of Women in Judaism, Shabbos, Anti-Semitism, Israel, Chabad and Chassidus. He can be contacted at: nesenoff@gmail.com
 
Source:
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/16983#.VWhL4ptFCM8

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EXPLAINING JEWISH LIBERALISM

What many people -- even Jews themselves -- don’t realize, is that far left, progressive American Jews are generally secular and have little, if any, connection to or affinity with Judaism and Israel.
 
Their stance on Israel is consistent with the usual progressive tropes about Israel's place in the geopolitical world -- as an oppressive, apartheid-like force illegally occupying Palestine. 
 
The Land of Milk and Honey has no religious or historical significance for these deracinated Jews, most of whom are agnostics and/or atheists, or just completely secularized. 
 
Although they readily acknowledge a Jewish heritage when probed, that heritage bears little, if any relevance, to their lives or world outlook.  For them, “Jewish” is merely a designation that, only through the accident of birth and name, connects them to Einstein and Rubinstein.

With 58% of Jews intermarrying, close to 70% of non-religious Jews marrying non-Jewish spouses, and only 25% of their offspring self-identifying as Jewish, someone with the name Goldberg voting for and supporting Obama (or any other Democrat) might not be Jewish at all.
 
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To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid.  Liberals think conservatives are evil. Charles Krauthammer
 
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http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2015/05/islam-and-radical-leftists-is-there.html

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Seven reasons why liberals
cannot understand the world
 
By John Hawkins
 
Even liberals who've accomplished a lot in their lives and have high IQs often say things on a regular basis that are stunningly, profoundly stupid and at odds with the way the world works.
 
Modern liberalism has become so bereft of common sense and instinctually suicidal that America can only survive over the long haul by thwarting the liberal agenda.
 
In fact, liberalism has become such a toxic and poisonous philosophy that most liberals wouldn't behave differently if their goal were to deliberately destroy the country.
 
So, how does liberalism cause well-meaning, intelligent liberals to get this way? Well, it starts with...
 
1) Liberalism creates a feedback loop.
It is usually impossible for a non-liberal to change a liberal's mind about political issues because liberalism works like so: only liberals are credible sources of information.
 
How do you know someone's liberal? He espouses liberal doctrine. So, no matter how plausible what you say may be, it will be ignored if you're not a liberal and if you are a liberal, of course, you probably agree with liberal views.
 
This sort of close-mindedness makes liberals nearly impervious to any information that might undermine their beliefs.
 
2) Liberals sources of information are ever present.
Conservatives are regularly exposed to the liberal viewpoint whether they want to be or not. That's not necessarily so for liberals. Imagine the average day for liberals. They get up and read their local newspaper. It has a liberal viewpoint.
 
They take their kids to school, where the teachers are liberal. Then they go to work, listen to NPR which has a liberal viewpoint on the way home, and then turn on the nightly news which also skews leftward.
 
From there, they turn on TV and watch shows created by liberals that lean to the left, if they have any political viewpoint at all.
 
Unless liberals actively seek out conservative viewpoints, which is unlikely, the only conservative arguments they're probably going to hear are going to be through the heavily distorted, poorly translated, deeply skeptical lens of other liberals.
 
3) Liberals emphasize feeling superior, not superior results.
Liberalism is all about appearances, not outcomes. What matters to liberals is how a program makes them FEEL about themselves, not whether it works or not.
 
Thus a program like Headstart, which sounds good because it's designed to help children read, makes liberals feel good about themselves, even though the program doesn't work and wastes billions.
 
A ban on DDT makes liberals feel good about themselves because they're "protecting the environment" even though millions of people have died as a result. For liberals, it's not what a program does in the real world; it's about whether they feel better about themselves for supporting it.
 
4) Liberals are big believers in moral relativism.
This spins them round and round because if the only thing that's wrong is saying that there's an absolute moral code, then you lose your ability to tell cause from effect, good from bad, and right from wrong.
 
Taking being non-judgmental to the level that liberals do leaves them paralyzed, pondering "why they hate us" because they feel incapable of saying, “That's wrong," and doing something about it. If you're against firm standards and condemning immoral behavior, then your moral compass won’t work and you’ll also be for immorality, as well as societal and cultural decay by default.
 
5) Liberals tend to view people as parts of groups, not individuals.
One of the prejudices of liberalism is that they see everyone as part of a group, not as an individual.
 
This can lead to rather bizarre disparities when say, a man from a group that they consider to be powerless, impoverished victims becomes the leader of the free world -- and he's challenged by a group of lower middle class white people who've banded together because individually they're powerless.
 
If you listen to the liberal rhetoric, you might think Barack Obama was a black Republican being surrounded by a KKK lynching party 100 years ago -- as opposed to the single most powerful man in America abusing the authority of his office to attack ordinary Tea Partiers who have the audacity to speak the truth to power for the good of their country.
 
6) Liberals take a dim view of personal responsibility.
Who's at fault if a criminal commits a crime? The criminal or society? If someone creates a business and becomes a millionaire, is that the result of hard work and talent or luck?
 
If you're dirt poor, starving, and haven't worked in 5 years, is that a personal failing or a failure of the state?
 
Conservatives would tend to say the former in each case, while liberals would tend to say the latter. But when you disconnect what an individual does from the results that happen in his life, it's very difficult to understand cause and effect in people's lives.
 
7) Liberals give themselves far too much credit just for being liberal.
 To many liberals, all one needs to do to be wise, intelligent, compassionate, open minded, and sensitive is to BE LIBERAL.
 
In other words, many of the good things about a person spring not from his actions, but from the ideology he holds. This has an obvious appeal.
 
You can be a diehard misogynist, but plausibly call yourself a feminist, hate blacks, but accuse others of racism, have a subpar IQ and be an intellectual, give nothing to charity and be compassionate, etc., etc., and all you have to do is call yourself a liberal.
 
It's a shortcut to virtue much like the corrupt old idea of religious indulgences. Why live a life of virtue when you could live a sinful life and buy your way into heaven? If you're a liberal, why actually live a life of virtue when you can merely call yourself a liberal and get credit for being virtuous, even when you've done nothing to earn it?
 
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The Jewish Left in Israel
The unshakeable grip of leftist pro-Arab authorities on Israel
 - The pogrom by Israeli police against Jews in Amona, and the ongoing war of the Israeli left against the Jews
 - Videos exposing the truth behind the leftist pro-Arab agenda.
-  See links to more items on this subject at the end of this article.
 
 

 
A scene from "The Eternal Jew" video produced by the Samaria Settlers' Committee. (YouTube screenshot)
THE ETERNAL JEW - Controversial cartoon video made by Israelis denounces TREASON by Jewish leftists who are paid by Germans and Europeans to lie, to denigrate Jews, and to undermine the State of Israel - Watch stinging video that the Jewish left wants banned.   The character carries a saw.  Jewish leftist traitors, along with Arabs, frequently cut down Arab trees to blame the Jews and then tell the media about it.  They have been caught on camera doing just that.
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2015/02/the-eternal-jew-new-video-made-by.html
 
WE ARE ALL ON THE PAYROLL
Pro-Arab Jewish activist confesses:  We are all on the payroll (of the Europeans, the same ones who murdered 6 million Jews).
 

 
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