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The following cartoon by Michael Ramirez shows how we are distracted by CO2 tracks while ignoring the much greater threat of nuclear power and the ever existing danger of nuclear meltdowns caused by natural or man-made catastrophes.
The almost forgotten Fukushima disaster continues to spew tons of radioactive waste into the ocean. There are countless reports of marine animal anomalies, massive die outs, and higher radioactive readings on America's west coast.
President Obama's Latte Salute
HOLDER RESIGNS - JUSTICE REJOICES
http://www.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/719836-white-house-briefs
WHITE HOUSE DOUBLE STANDARD FOR BOMBING CIVILIAN AREAS
WHEN DONE BY ISRAEL - BAD
WHEN DONE BY THE US - Acceptable (just changed rules giving themselves even more latitude)
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/10/white-house-blatant-double-standard-for.html
http://www.israelhayom.com/site/newsletter_car.php
WHITE HOUSE DOUBLE STANDARD FOR BOMBING CIVILIAN AREAS
WHEN DONE BY ISRAEL - BAD
WHEN DONE BY THE US - Acceptable (just changed rules giving themselves even more latitude)
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/10/white-house-blatant-double-standard-for.html
http://www.israelhayom.com/site/newsletter_car.php
The White House continues to enable a genocidal nuclear Iran by softening sanctions
But goes frantic over Israelis building homes for Arabs and Jews in Israel's capital, Jerusalem
Israeli PM proposes involving more Arab countries in the Peace Process
Late Night TV Political Jokes
"After all the recent security breaches at the White House, Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, resigned today. She said she'll miss being in the White House, but knowing the Secret Service, she should be able to come back any time she wants. The door is always open, literally." –Jimmy Fallon
"Today the Secret Service director submitted her resignation. Actually she jumped the White House fence, ran across the lawn, dove through a window, and handed it to the president." –Conan O'Brien
"The Secret Service maintains they can use lethal force to stop someone from entering the White House. After hearing this, President Obama invited tea party leaders over for lunch." –Conan O'Brien
"Autumn is a beautiful time of year. At the White House, squirrels are rounding up nuts on the lawn, which is more than the Secret Service is doing." –David Letterman
"Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056." –David Letterman
"The Department of Defense unveiled a new policy that will let undocumented immigrants serve in the military. Is it me, or does that just sound like a sneaky way to get rid of immigrants?" –Jimmy Fallon
"Political reporters are complaining that the White House has been asking them to edit some of their stories to make the president look better. The White House said that's not true, and those reporters should please change what they said." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama is facing criticism over an incident yesterday where he was holding a cup of coffee in his hand, and then used that same hand to salute a Marine. Though with all that's going on in the world, I'm surprised he didn't salute with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a cigarette in the other." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama is being criticized for saluting a soldier while holding a pumpkin spice latte. Today he sincerely apologized while eating a maple glazed doughnut." –Conan O'Brien
"The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather — because what can go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?" –Jimmy Fallon
"Chicago is reversing its plan to name a high school after President Obama after it received multiple complaints from people in the community. I guess parents were afraid their kids would spend eight years at the school and still not get anything done." –Jimmy Fallon
"During a speech this week, Joe Biden referred to Asia as the 'Orient,' just hours after he apologized for using another term that offended Jewish people. The White House calls Biden's remarks “unfortunate,” while Obama calls them 'a welcomed distraction.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama hosted a picnic at the White House today for members of Congress. Obama said it was a great opportunity to gather every member of Congress in one place – so he could turn on the sprinklers. Payback!" –Jimmy Fallon
"The president went on TV and explained that our new operation against ISIS is not a war. War is what FOX News does to defend Christmas." –Bill Maher
"This week President Obama gave a big speech from White House where he outlined his plan to quote 'degrade and ultimately destroy' the terror group ISIS. When asked how, he said, 'I'll build their website.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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