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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

SATIRE - JESUS' SECOND COMING DELAYED DUE TO DISPUTE OVER WHO SHOULD ISSUE HIS PASSPORT

The true facts behind the satire:  The White House refuses to recognize Jerusalem as capital of Israel. 

Passport IsraelThe White House won't let historical or legal facts about Jewish Jerusalem, Judea and Samaria get in the way of its plan to give the Arabs another state from where to unleash their usual pastimes of terror and mayhem.

The State Department insists on adding Jerusalem to their Jewish land gift to the Muslims, as a cherry on the cake, so to speak.  

Never mind that Jews have roots in the land going back thousands of years, with a history, a language, and a civilization to show for it.  And never mind that Muslims arrived to that land in the 7th century AD as invaders, conquerors and occupiers.

To the State Department if the Arabs want Judea, Samaria and Jerusalem, the Arabs will get Judea, Samaria and Jerusalem.  End of discussion. 


SATIRE -  JURISDICTION DISPUTE OVER JESUS' PASSPORT DELAYS SECOND COMING

By PreOccupied Territory.

Jerusalem, September 10 – The Christian Savior has had his prophesied return delayed again following disagreement among Israeli, Jordanian, and Palestinian officials over which political entity will handle his travel documents.
 
Ancient Rabbis
Jesus was Jewish 
Jesus Christ, who had foretold his return after coming back to life after being crucified nearly two thousand years ago, attempted to enter Jerusalem yesterday to fulfill that promise, but was stymied when the Palestinian and Jordanian governments each protested that they, not Israel, should handle the official record of his arrival.
 

Israel currently controls all of Jerusalem and considers the undivided city its capital.

Jordan had control of the eastern sections, including the ancient Old City, between 1948 and 1967, while the Palestinians are engaged in an effort to oust Israel from all areas taken in 1967 and assert their political independence there.
 
Processing Jesus’s passport would constitute a political and diplomatic coup almost on par with recognition of Palestine as a member state by the UN Security Council.
 
While the Palestinians and Jordanians agreed that Israel must not be allowed to demonstrate its jurisdiction over all of Jerusalem, each one insisted that its own ties to the city superseded the other’s, and that Jesus should therefore grant divine legitimacy to only that government’s claim.
 
Although the Jordanian Arab legion captured and occupied the West Bank, including Jerusalem’s eastern neighborhoods, in the 1948 attempt to stamp out the nascent Israel, its annexation of the land was only recognized by three other countries.

Nevertheless, Jordan often tries to assert a special privilege regarding Jerusalem, a privilege they hope to see endorsed by none other than the Lamb of God.
 
Palestinians, who have never had a state of their own, have ambitions to establish one with Jerusalem as its capital, but Israel has repeatedly declared it will never acquiesce to an arrangement that divides the city again and threatens to cut off Jewish access to holy and historic sites.
 
Under the 1993 Oslo Accords, the final status of all disputed territory is to be established through negotiations, though each side often attempts to maneuver in such a way that the outcome of those negotiations – currently suspended – has already been determined on the ground.

Divine support for either side’s official passport control bureaucracy will be wielded as just such a “fact on the ground” in any final arrangement.
 
None of the parties has actually tried listening to determine the divine will.

Source - http://www.preoccupiedterritory.com/jurisdiction-dispute-over-jesuss-passport-delays-second-coming/

Illustration of Jewish rabbis - http://www.jerusalemperspective.com/3995/


RELATED

President Obama's State Department refusing to accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital
In their own words.  Transcript of press conference.
Read more - http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/09/obama_state_department_officially_refusing_to_say_jerusalem_is_israels_capital.html


President Obama refuses to call Jerusalem the capital of Israel and at the US Supreme Court his lawyers argued against recognizing Jerusalem as part of Israel. 
Lawyers for the Obama administration compared Israel’s control of Jerusalem to Russian claims over the Ukrainian territory of Crimea during oral arguments this week before the Supreme Court in a case concerning the rights of U.S. citizens to list Jerusalem as part of Israel on their passports.
Read more
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/solicitor-general-israel-has-no-claim-to-jerusalem-just-as-russia-has-no-claim-to-crimea/


How the US State Department undermines Israel's security and existence.
Read more - http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lee-kaplan-how-us-state-department-has.html

The struggle in US courts in the case of an American citizens born in Jerusalem having the right to list Israel as his country of birth.
Read more - http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/183291#.VBo58JstCM8

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TO ALL THE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST
May the world hear your cries for help,
as you are persecuted and murdered by Muslims. 
 
AND WHAT IF JESUS LIVED IN JUDEA TODAY?
He'd be despised as a "settler" and would suffer violence at the hands of Muslims.  And yet the Christian world loves the Palestinians.
Read more
http://ottersandsciencenews.blogspot.ca/2014/12/to-all-christian-communities-in-middle.html

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Palestinian Identity Theft
 
Since Palestinians have no distinct identity separate from that of other Arabs in the region, such as the Syrians, Iraqis, Jordanians, and Egyptians, they have been busy appropriating Jewish and Christian symbols and history.  

The often obscured fact is that Palestinian Arabs arrived with waves of Muslim invaders from the Arabian peninsula, and later from other regions during the Ottoman Empire. 
 

Arabs representing Jesus as a Muslim Arab - Seriously.

Read several articles on this subject on Palestinian Media Watch. 
Prepare to be shocked, surprises, bewildered.
http://www.palwatch.org/main.aspx?fi=505


Frontpage Magazine - Hijacking Jesus 
Arabs claiming Jesus was a Muslim Arab
Read more - http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=3649


The problem with their false identity claim:
how to answer these questions.

Dry Bones State of 'Palestine' Quiz
 
The Dwindling Christian population in the Palestinian Territories
Caused by Muslim Palestinians harassment and persecution
 
  
 
From today's headlines:
 
Israeli Christians have discarded the "Arab" nationality and will register from now on as ARAMAEANS.  They are tired of Palestinian Muslim persecution.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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